While watching "Be Kind, Rewind"

Chris thinks it's funny when I go all explosively happy. You know, with the uncontrollable laughter and tears, and unbreathingness. There have been a few lately.

One: a comic in the Cyanide and Happiness series. http://www.explosm.net/comics/1270/ You may have to copy and paste, sorry.

Two: a Dane Cook segment. I don't remember which one. I wish I did. Check youtube for your own personal favorite.

Three: Today, on listsofbests.com, a list entitled "Quirkiest goals on 43things"

rig my car so windshield wiper fluid will hit the cars behind me
hack someone's computer and surprise them by remotely opening
their CD tray.
find out why crying makes you produce enormous amounts of snot
find out if the Hokey-Pokey really IS what it's all about

or, my personal favorite
play duck, duck, goose with a biker gang

In retrospect, these things really aren't that amusing. But they are. Especially that last bit. Really. Imagine it.

I've received a complaint or "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

To whom it may concern:

I have received a complaint. A certain friend of mine believes that my answer to the question below, on a recently completed survey, is inappropriate and gives the reader "the wrong idea."

"18: Who was the last person you saw with their shirt off?
Jenny. Nice tata’s love"

I would like to clarify. Jenny and I used to date, yes. Jenny and I are still roommates, yes. However, we do not sleep together or even have the desire to do so. We are close friends. We are comfortable being close to each other, although in a purely platonic way. Some people find this odd. We do not.

I feel that the necessary parties (Me, Jenny, my boyfriend, and Jenny’s girlfriend) are aware of the platonic relationship we share. That is good enough for me. Also, The instance when I saw Jenny without her shirt was merely when I happened to glimpse Jenny in her sleeping attire...a sports bra and pajama pants. This is no cause for alarm, as most bathing suits cover far less skin. Also, I did not actually look at her breasts.

To cover myself more completely, I am not entirely sure why the maker of the complaint was offended. It may be because I refered to Jenny’s breasts as "tatas." The next time I refer to her breasts, I will make sure to employ a different word, such as "knockers," "melons," "dirty pillows," "tig old bitties," "gedoinkers," and/or "bahama mammas."

Thank you,
S

Love it!

Try Ludo, Love Me Dead. The song rocks, and the video is freaking great.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EsRChKP5MQ

Sarah McLaughlin's Silence is amazing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_D_Aeqcidc
Pretty please: Don't watch that video, it sucks.

Also, Sarah McLaughlin's Dear God
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4xgjgJkacU
Ignore the crappy video part.

For Lasagna?
http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Worlds-Best-Lasagna/Detail.aspx
It rocks.

For dessert?
http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Molten-Chocolate-Cakes-With-Sugar-Coated-Raspberries/Detail.aspx
Really very good, and rather simple to make

For Lingerie:
http://www.agentprovocateur.com/
This is not Victoria's Secret...the website is rather racy. Also, although the lingerie is to die for, it is extremely expensive. I will buy some when I'm rich.
I might buy the perfume when I have a little extra floating around.

For a good show: Les Miserables in London featuring this guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9LPdyooE9k
Watch until 3:25. It makes me cry

For comedy:
Eddie Izzard: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNjcuZ-LiSY
A Bit of Fry and Laurie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwo8qxUit00
The Big Gay Sketch Show (TBGSS): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc3hykV5hmU --Very funny, but a little naughty.

More later....but I love this stuff!

And it ruins it for me

Yes, I am procrastinating. But really, writing a blog is an adaptive way to get the creative juices flowing...preparation to "bs" the last two pages of my crazy long research paper. Several peoples' crazy long paper...not that I cheat, just that several people have to write one. Ohh, completely off topic...did you know that several college students I know feel that their success is merely the product of luck and easy professors? I didn't realize what a pervasive view that was. Similar train of thought: I also didn't know that the whole "feministic view" versus "settling down" conundrum is so pervasive. Why do people assume their thoughts have never been thought before? Originality doesn't really exist, we just put a new face on the same old thing. Which does indeed lead into the purpose of this blog...

I was reading earlier (like I do), and Penny came over. She asked me about the book, which was Ayn Rand's The Fountainhead. She promptly informed me that The Fountainhead was the new emo girl's bible....they all read Ayn Rand now to feel intellectual. Shock and dismay. Emo girl's bible? What?!? To my defense, I've loved Ayn Rand for quite a while, and do not relate to any of those emo frames of mind. I certainly don't read to feel intellectual. That's silliness. At least it encourages the younger ones to read stuff like that....Next, I expect, it will be emo to love film noir. What?!? It is emo to love film noir?! High school is dumb.

Soundin kinda drugged-but not

*Warning*...this blog serves no actual purpose, beyond random expression.

Jenny and I went to a frat party the other night...maybe it was the fact that we didn't know anyone there that made it so...yeah.

Maybe because I always just "happen" to be the DD. Or maybe because I stick out like a sore thumb. I'm not screwing around, possibly pregnant, throwing up, or involved in some very gossip-worthy scandal. How lame of me.

Maybe that "fun-loving" gene skipped a generation. Or just me.

I have noticed a very steep downward trend in my blog writing. I used to be so fucking cheery. Now I blog to vent. Sorry.

I read, clean house, do homework, sleep, work, worry about bills or the car breaking down, or worry about the extremely Christian girl in my stats class finding out that I'm gay. (She's scary!)

There are those who are glamourous "in" my life. Those who manage to do mundane things, like work, with a little extra pizzaz. Who don't care that the scary christian girl found out that they sleep with girls. Those who you love to hate. Or hate to love. Those constantly better than you....but stupidly worse as well. the arrogant ones-who have nothing to be so conceited about, but manage to make it appear otherwise.

Shocking

" We think differently at night"
she told me once

lying back languidly
And she would quote Cocteau

"I feel there is an angel in me" she'd say
"whom I am constantly shocking"

Lawrence Ferlinghetti

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